This girl is more easily done than said...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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