In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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