Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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