So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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