Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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