fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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