I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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