MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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