They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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