Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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