I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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