yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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