"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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