I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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