My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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