Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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