okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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