Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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