After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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