Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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