It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
