apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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