Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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