Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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