I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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