That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm sobbing to NWA
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Randomize
