You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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