Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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