what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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