Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
just tell him i said nine months
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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