Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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