Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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