Nicole vs. Life
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she smelled like a LAN party
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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