Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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