She is in my trunk
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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