I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I want a musical about memes.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
