is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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