she looked like the bat from fern gully.
pop tarts are not kleenex
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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