I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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