She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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