Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Randomize
