so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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