That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this just has baby written all over it
sarcasm needs its own font
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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