Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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