if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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