Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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