I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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