He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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