When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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