i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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