who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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