Sry I called you an 8
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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