Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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