While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
