I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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