i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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