talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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