drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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