yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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