i already hear my dad disowning me
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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